This must be some sort of a record, to have 8 scopes by the time you're 22. To quote my doctor, "I just really like sticking little cameras in your body."
The good news is, this is probably the last colonoscopy I will EVER have.
Benefit #2 of not having a colon -- no colonoscopies.
(You recall that benefit #1 was no colon cancer).
Interesting side note: In the past two days, I have received multiple spam emails, all touting the benefits of colon cleansing. Irony?